She & Him

Sina: So the problem is that it’s going to get better, which according to you means it’ll get worse?

Gamma: Mmmm. Yes.

Sina: Hmmm. Alright.

Gamma: I’m glad you understand.

Sina: Oh yeah, of course. But enough of that, on to more interesting stuff. Hey did you know that arts majors can’t understand simple paradoxes?

Gamma: what? noooo…..

Sina: yes! I have original first-hand research that clearly demonstrates a strong correlation and, as I argue, causation between liberal arts students and an inability to detect simple illogicies. Here I have the analysis right here — look.

Gamma: Hmmmm. well your methodology is rock solid, but I actually see that as a weakness that refutes your claim.

Sina: Exactly!

Mr Fix Computer

Lisa: Hey Sina, can you fix my laptop?

Sina: I don’t really know how to fix laptops, especially poorly designed Windows 7 laptops.

Lisa: Pleeeaaassssseeee, Sina?

Sina: Argh. Fine. Let me take a look at it.

[looks at laptop]

Sina: Here’s your problem.  [points to switch] You have the computer set to the “Be really annoying” setting — it’s the Windows 7 default.

[flicks switch]

Sina: All better now.

Lisa: Wow! Thanks Sina, you’re the best!! Alright bye!

Sina: You’re leaving? Don’t you wanna have lunch or something?

Lisa: Not really. I just wanted you fix my laptop.

Sina: Oh okay. Well. Take care.

This reminded me of this similar post from a while back. As well as this comic.