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Tag Archives: Shipra
Favourite Shipra Quotes
I shoulda listened to my brain.
How We Didn’t Date Each Other
An isomorphic copy of my summer.
She & Him
Sina: So the problem is that it’s going to get better, which according to you means it’ll get worse?
Gamma: Mmmm. Yes.
Sina: Hmmm. Alright.
Gamma: I’m glad you understand.
Sina: Oh yeah, of course. But enough of that, on to more interesting stuff. Hey did you know that arts majors can’t understand simple paradoxes?
Gamma: what? noooo…..
Sina: yes! I have original first-hand research that clearly demonstrates a strong correlation and, as I argue, causation between liberal arts students and an inability to detect simple illogicies. Here I have the analysis right here — look.
Gamma: Hmmmm. well your methodology is rock solid, but I actually see that as a weakness that refutes your claim.
Sina: Exactly!
Pie in the sky
Lisa: What’s your favourite pie?
Sina: hmmmm. pizza.
Lisa: No that doesn’t count.
Sina: Why not?
Lisa: Because it just doesn’t. Pick another one….a dessert one.
Sina: pizzas are the best though!!
Lisa: Just pick another one!
Sina: No way, you pie nazi
Complimentary comic: http://xkcd.com/261/
Mr Fix Computer
Lisa: Hey Sina, can you fix my laptop?
Sina: I don’t really know how to fix laptops, especially poorly designed Windows 7 laptops.
Lisa: Pleeeaaassssseeee, Sina?
Sina: Argh. Fine. Let me take a look at it.
[looks at laptop]
Sina: Here’s your problem. [points to switch] You have the computer set to the “Be really annoying” setting — it’s the Windows 7 default.
[flicks switch]
Sina: All better now.
Lisa: Wow! Thanks Sina, you’re the best!! Alright bye!
Sina: You’re leaving? Don’t you wanna have lunch or something?
Lisa: Not really. I just wanted you fix my laptop.
Sina: Oh okay. Well. Take care.
This reminded me of this similar post from a while back. As well as this comic.