Today’s random Simpsons quote comes from Homer:

I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over fifty, and if its speed dropped, it would explode!! I think it was called… "The Bus That Couldn’t Slow Down"

Today’s random Simpsons quote comes from Moe:

I’m better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt… I can’t compete with that stuff.

Today’s random Simpsons quote comes from guest star Leonard Nimoy:

Hello.
I’m Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And
by true, I mean false. It’s all lies. But they’re entertaining lies.
And in the end, isn’t that the real truth? The answer is No.