Cass: My computer’s broken

Sina: What do you mean broken

Cass: Well, every time I open this program it crashes and I lose my files. Could you take a look at it?

Sina: Well I don’t really know anything about computers.

Cass: Please Sina. You’re so big and strong, I’m sure you can fix it.

Sina: Well, when you put it that way… I guess looking can’t do any harm. Hmmmmmm

Cass: Well?

Sina: I’m not really sure… Oh wait. Here’s your problem!

Cass: What??

Sina: You have a PC, dummy. PC’s run Windows. Windows is unreliably faulty and full of bugs. You need to get a Mac.

Cass: Oh Sina, you’re my hero!