I am an easy going friend. If you’re my friend, as long as you’re happy, I’m happy. Easy as that. But there a few things that I do expect. Actually no, there are really only two things I expect, namely:

1) Courtesy
2) Good intentions

Even 1) is a little loose as “mostly courteous” is enough — I mean, I understand that we’ll have different points of view on what it means to be courteous. That’s cool. But when it comes to 2) and you do things with malice and hurtful intentions, with the purpose of actually causing harm….man, that shit just don’t fly. I do not put up with people who intentionally try to cause me pain. I’m just too classy for that. There are way too many people lined up to be my friend for me to put with even a little bit of that.

So if you can’t deliver these two things then, please, just go away.