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It’s like learning to fly
Sina: I have a date
Cuqs: Hooray! Don’t get her pregnant because then you’ll have to talk about it. Okay?
Sina: Whoa Cuqui. One step at a time….!
Cuqs: No one step at a time…that suggests planning. We’re talking about UNplanned pregnancies. geez sina
Put dem on me bookshelf
I was just going through some old pictures and I came across these.
I think they’re circa grade 10, or possibly grade 11….I can’t decide if it was pre-Katie or not. But I’m pretty sure it was spring, so it must have been grade 10. I had just gotten my first webcam and was playing around with it and made these to send to Cuqui. I recall her actually finding it funny and not pulling her usual “you’re stupid” — but I could be wrong, I often have bad memory.
I’ve also been listening to Bookshelf mixes all night, so I’m up to my ears in grade 10 nostalgia.
A typical conversation with my best friends
Word-for-word via Twitter…
Terry: @sina You better have a lady lined up for me when I come home. That was our deal. Remind George about his duty as well.
Sina: @terry fuck you. email george yourself and tell him. you better bring a Korean girl for me. no, THREE korean girls to choose from.
Terry: @sina Learn to keep your fucking promise. I will fucking bitch slap you with my cock, you fucking cunt muscle.
Sina: @terry you’re so fucking vulgar. no girl i find is gonna wanna hear that shit.
Cuqui: @terry @sina that’s not entiiiiirely true…
Sina: @cuqui @terry name one wholesome girl terry would like that would be okay with that potty mouth
Cuqui: @sina @terry was talking about myself dinkus.
Sina: @terry @cuqui fine….terry, i already have a girl lined up for you then. done. now get my three koreans
My own mean girl
Sina: What do you think about her?
Cuqs: She’s a little ugly.
Sina: She’s not ugly.
Cuqs: It’s not that she’s ugly, it’s that she sorta looks like a frog.
Sina: Yeah, she is frog-like.
Cuqs: And as a person, you really don’t want to look like a frog.
Totes
I’m seeing Nneka for the first time in 10 years this week, thus a comic in honour is in order.
Inspired by simpler times:
bcomics
A typical conversation with Cuqui….
The end.