Zune sucks

Remember when the Zune was supposed to be the iPod killer? Me niether.

Well…

“As of 2AM this morning, Zunes around the world have begun to freeze with full loading bars, resulting in completely unresponsive Zunes.” (article)

That’s pretty funny.

Windows users, how confident are you that your computer won’t someday do the same?

This is probably a true story

Shiva: Are you pro-choice or pro-life?

Ivan: Pro-choice

Shiva: Do you think global warming is real?

Ivan: Absolutely

Shiva: Perfect. Now if you were a CEO, would you ever outsource jobs to poor countries to exploit cheap labour?

Ivan: I would never engage in anything that undermines the strength of the common worker.

Shiva: Very good. So how do you feel about George W. Bush?

Ivan: Negatively

Shiva: And what’s your take on evolution?

Ivan: The scientific evidence is overwhelming.

Shiva: Good good. Do you believe man landed on the moon?

Ivan: Of course.

Shiva: Now complete the following sentence: “Then why did I have the ____ Bart? Why did I have the _____?”

Ivan: I…I…….I don’t know

Shiva: And to think………….I almost loved you