Kids, don’t ever settle.

Kids, there is no love without trust.

Kids, life always goes on.

Kids, you can cheat on a test, you can cheat at a game of cards, and you can cheat on your taxes, but don’t ever cheat on someone you love.

Kids, drugs will fuck you up.

Kids, religion will fuck you up.

Kids, don’t ever get married to someone you’re not absolutely 100% sure about.

(Updated 19 December 2011)