Anna: Come on now, don’t you ever miss using Windows?
Sina: Yah, sometimes.
Anna: Really?
Sina: No.
Reality Check
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I'm Your Brother – picnicface
picnicface again…that’s 2 of my last 3 posts.
Did you notice the subliminal message 0:52?
Tetris loves you
Some of my best friends play Tetris….
They’ve done similar videos for Pong, Space Invaders, and Pole Position.
He Totally Jewed Me – picnicface
Some of my best friends are pedophiles….
The universal language of Viagra in a First Order Language
Sina: Cass?HEARD(Viagra)?
Cass: ? ? HEARD(Cass, Viagra), ? ? USE(Cass, Viagra), ? ? QUALITY(sex, Viagra, amazing)
Sina: ?? (? ? QUALITY(sex, Viagra, amazing))?
Cass: ?? (? ? QUALITY(sex, Viagra, amazing)
Sina: ? QUALITY(sex, Viagra, amazing), WOW(Sina)
Some special thanks
In my 2nd year of university, I was very dumb/naive. Look at this post from August 2005: Sina’s Hypothesis. Wow was I ever mistaken.
Now, not so much. I have a much better appreciation of…. “things”.
I’d like to thank the following concepts/people for my growth since that awful awful awful post:
- probability theory
- quantum theory
- topology
- George Cantor
- Kurt Godel
I’m surely forgetting some things. But I should especially emphasize the last one on the list. Thanks Godel!! You complete me. ;)
Mother FAQer
I now have a FAQ page!
Completeness of Sina
Let ? be the set of all persons, and let X,Y??, X?Y. The following statements are equivalent:
- (1) X is the best.
- (2) For any worth assignment v : ? ? ? ,
- v(X) > v(Z) for any Z??, Z?X.
- (3) X?Y is the best, and Y is not the best.
- (4) X is Sina.
In class with the iPhone girl
Sina: Nice phone.
iPhone Girl: Oh thank you
Sina: It’s like a work of art
iPhone Girl: *giggles*
Sina: How much did you buy it for?
iPhone Girl: $500
Sina: Oh that’s pretty good actually. I’ve heard of people paying over $1000.
iPhone Girl: Yah my boyfriend’s friend paid $1200 a few months ago.
**a boyfriend??!!**
Sina: You’re unbelievably hot.
[pause]
Sina: Unbelievably…
Girl behind us: Awkward….
I thought I'd live forever
Cass: You know no one reads your blog
Sina: I know
Cass: So then why have it?
Sina: I view it more as a long-term project. A record book more than anything else.
Cass: A record book?
Sina: Yah. It doesn’t matter if people see it. One day, in the future, I can come back and see it.
Cass: Like a time capsule….?
Sina: Exactly
Cass: I guess that’s pretty cool.
Sina: Duhh