Rule 9: Wear sunscreen.
Rule 9
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Rules Seven and Eight
Rule 7: Wikipedia knows everything.
Rule 8: All smart people use Wikipedia.
Rule Six
Rule 6: Never destroy/delete any photos.
Dear Diary
Of course, I don’t actually keep a diary since as a man I don’t have any feelings. I was really just writing a postcard to my best friend Mats Sundin.
Rule Five
Rule 5: There is always a choice.
Rule Four
Rule 4: Your destiny is something that is meant to happen, it is not an excuse for making reckless choices.
Rule Three
Rule 3: You will get through it.
Or maybe I'm crazy
If it weren’t for the
Small gestures from time to time,
I’d think she hates me.
Rule Two
Rule 2: Always walk on the sunny side of the street.
(Already posted, but now named for easy reference.)
Rule Number One
Rule 1: You alone are responsible for your own happiness.