Meanwhile, somewhere in the Mediterranean…

 
Mom: Where r u, I don’t see any postings from you.

Sina: I’m in Santorini.

Mom: Just every 3 days send me an email please. thanx.

Sina: I don’t think I’ll be doing that.

Mom: You don’t have a choice.

Sina: Oh Mom. I’m Sina, your improbable, youngest child. In all things in life, I always have a choice.

 
 
Alternate Title: “Rule 5, yo.”