– itchy itchy itchy itchy
– that feeling of your skin just DYING to touch the air
– wrapping it in plastic so that you can take a shower
– not being able to do dishes or clean
– getting dressed takes 10x longer
– anything with long sleeves doesn’t fit
– tying shoe laces
– very uncomfortable in hot weather
– not being able to ride your bike :(

And some good things
– you can make up badass stories about how you got it
– your boss expects you to be unproductive
– there are no other good things