Jenn: Did you buy a condo?

Sina: I think so

Jenn: Really?

Sina: Well, I signed a piece of paper and then they told me I owned a condo. Apparently that’s all it takes.

Jenn: Are you sure you weren’t actually signing over your consent to be used in a secret government experiment involving next generation brainwashing techniques that may or may not result in you developing a permanent involuntary spasm in your left eye??????

Sina: No. But I mean…I still got a condo out of it.