A typical conversation with my dad

Dad: So do you go to work?

Sina: What do you mean? Yeah…

Dad: You go to work with that beard?

Sina: *shrugs* Yeah—  [pause] …They don’t pay me to shave.

Dad: *sarcastic chuckle* They pay you more than that.

Sina: I dunno. I’m not really worried about it. Shaving doesn’t make me work more or anything.

Dad: Well…….

Sina: Meh *shrugs*

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