Shiva: <generic statement of fact>

Sina: How do you know?

Shiva: I just know.

Sina: Is it on Wikipedia?

Shiva: I dunno — it doesn’t matter.

Sina: If it’s not on Wikipedia, it’s not true.

Shiva: Is that on Wikipedia?

Sina: That would be a self-reference and would thus be insignificant.

[pause]

Shiva: That’s what she said.

Sina: I know dude, I was there.