It’s Friday the 13th. Again.

1. Thus, vampires are in order. (updated 12:16am)
2. xkcd hasn’t updated its Friday comic as of 12:31am. Very unusual. (update 12:31am)  I just realized… the late update was probably due to daylight savings and his server not properly updating the time. (updated 9:43am)
3. I guess this is weird. (updated 1:24pm)
4. Strange substance found in bathroom soap dispenser. I’m pretty sure it was Bloody Mary. (update 5:30pm)